The Degradation of the Swag of Musicians

Music. It’s what we listen to, all the time. It’s always playing somewhere on campus, and if not from speakers in your dorm, usually from the headphones in your ears. Some of you are going to read this and think I’m being a pain in the ass, hipster music snob who’s judging music. I’m not…

Valentine’s Day for the Single Minded

Hello! Today I write to celebrate this wonderful holiday that comes only once a year (thank god). A holiday made famous by unintelligible poems of Chaucer, the wonderful people at Hallmark who write our feelings for us, and chocolate manufacturers who help fuel the underlying obesity issues of our modern day America. Valentine’s day is…

Riot

So there was a riot at UMASS? Really? I would never…But I’ve heard it’s such a peaceful place! People never do crazy things there! Sunday night was fun, well, minus the fact that the Pats choked for the SECOND time in a row. Yay New England sports. So what do the Pat’s loss and the…

Tyler Molander

Everyone at UMASS knows about the Tyler Molander situation, and if you don’t, you should probably put down the bowl and grab a copy of the Collegian. It’s pretty big news here. For those of you NOT at UMASS, heres a quick write up- A lone student slipping hundreds of letters under dormitory doors in…

First Post

Hi! This is my first post! Woo! No one will read this! On the off chance someone does, heres a little info on me and why I’m doing this! Exclamation point! I love to write. I’ve been writing since I was a kid, and have always found comfort in words. I want to have an…